sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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