We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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