What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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