do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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