nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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