these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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