Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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