so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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