she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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