WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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