She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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