Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Girls should come with a carfax report
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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