I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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