At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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