Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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