I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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