great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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