I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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