ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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