You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
"it" just moved
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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