I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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