dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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