The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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