you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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