Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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