i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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