I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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