Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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