You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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