at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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