So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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