Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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