doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
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Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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