We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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