wanna go halves on a baby?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
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Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize