The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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