Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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