She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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