...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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