his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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