I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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