Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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