You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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