I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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