OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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