Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
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After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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