I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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