Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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