I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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