But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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